Balls to the Oscars, Fannies to the Baftas and a huge pair of Boobs to the Producer’s Guild Of America. Here at thisfilmison.com we’ve got the best awards ever. The Onnies! And the winners get picked by you fine people.
As the site is still in it’s infancy, all you readers must be incredibly smart and sexy to have found us, therefore I bestow upon all y’all the dignified honour of choosing the winners. Unless of course I hate your choices then I’ll just pick my favourites.
Only kidding, as I picked the nominations (all UK releases from the year of our Lord 2009) and any of them fully deserve the award that I’ll make out of a Ken doll and my pubic hair. Hopefully I’ll get to hand one to the Best Actress Winner.
Without further ado, the nominations are…
Results will be announced close to Oscars. So stay tuned for awards that actually make sense.
Thanks for voting.