It´s a fairly well documented fact that most of the developed world believes a large proportion of Americans have their heads firmly stuck up their own ‘ass’. Not a month goes by without hearing some bizarre but neverthenevertheless believable fact or statistic about American stupidity. “93% of Americans don’t own passports”, “20% of Americans can´t locate the US on a world map”, “72% of Americans unable to tell arse from elbow in consumer taste test”…the list goes on.

This isn’t just my habitual xenophobia speaking I have many American friends and I don’t count them in these inexplicable statistics and neither do they. In fact some of them have taken to telling people they hail from USA (pronounced OOSAR) in an attempt to separate themselves from the country that voted Jesus as the 3rd greatest American.
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